Find your land, son. Go out and find it. You'll find your land but you have to be patient. You have to find your land because it's the only thing you'll ever have that's yours. Your misses might walk out on you. Someone might die. People die. But that land, that land is yours. You can die for that land and who'd blame you for it. But walk your land before you buy it. Watch out for wetlands. Black birch means there's water. You want water but not so much of it. Don't let that man sell you anything that's a wetland. Everything's negotiable. Don't let him tell you otherwise. WALK THAT LAND. Walk that land. Walk the land you intend to buy. But if you walk your land, carry a gun. What type of gun do you have.
A 9mm glock.
That'd just tickle him. Get yourself a shotgun with slugs. Walk that land. And then don't take any shit from that man and his wife. Everything's negotiable. They want the money. You tell them what you pay, not the other way around. You'll find yourself the land you want, but you've got to be patient. You'll find the land you want, son, but you can't listen to what anyone says. You have to be patient and walk that land. When you find your place, you'll know it.
